hanger Subject nm for hanging clothes, designed to catch on other objects when moved, and to win his support in other cases.
"These hangers will make me crazy" (Nerval).
Since ancient times and distant peaks, the hanger is the enemy of man.
Yet without doubt a human who has invented, designed and manufactured the first. But it is safe to assume with the likelihood that the most dazzling man was inspired by Satan and designs the most shockingly vile and malicious. Because it was originally one of the most difficult everyday problems that humanity has ever known.
There is no doubt that the unfortunate family that invented the devil has been difficult to deal with for centuries the curse that men have retrospectively cast upon her offspring to a number of generations that causes vertigo dangerous with the most experienced mountaineers.
This individual soul in black, obviously more inspired by the desire to harm than those to be useful, therefore, one fateful day, had the idea of having a heart-breaking hook up a harmless object for receiving a garment and dare claim that the hook was said, graciously and with a natural ease, calmly ask on a bar named the rod and leave kindly to the first user request.
The bad faith of this lamentable creator was detectable upon completion of his dastardly plan, since the first attempts to use the object in conditions close to reality have been crowned as successive failures and bitter. Why under these conditions the hanger he enjoyed success as we know, this remains a mystery unfathomable abyss, the most extravagant oceanographic expeditions have been elucidated. Word of mouth, always ready to deceive unsympathetic ear by a vengeful mouth, had to play an important role in this unfortunate spread of an object that clearly deserved a clear rejection and massive populations.
Thus the world is found there today with the usual nonsense, totally perverse and surreal full, use clothes hangers for storing many harmless and friendly, which would be infinitely better on hangers and in boxes, chests or cabinets uneventful and well disposed towards the human race. These clothes are poor the rest processed by the disgrace of their fatal store in as many evil things, permanent provocations and insults quiet calm that prevails generally in all of us.
As usual, and sometimes, force of habit, the mere sight or mention of the subject leads inevitably, in an individual normally consists of hands vaguely related to a functional brain just operational, the occurrence of behavioral which can be extremely serious, ranging from broken hangers or not lined up their jet through an open window or not, through the fire with flamethrowers, self-injury with their teeth and homicide by strangulation bender.
is the main feature of the hanger is landed his wickedness, his unwillingness recurrent even his sadism triumphant in two circumstances of her life loathsome: the coupling and uncoupling.
When it comes to hanging, it supports a garment or not, he dithers and hesitates, slides, made the wrong head, short deploys malignant ingenuity to achieve two goals that seem have fixed since time immemorial as Veterans: clinging to its peers and refuse to be placed on the rod. He succeeded brilliantly in general in these two companies for ample time for the individual who tries to make the maneuver ring looks horrible curses and blasphemies hideous. When the poor wretch
finally manages to hang the object so nearly satisfactory for his haggard mind, only to realize with terror row as the wheel arch was placed, with the vilest cowardice, in one scenario that sadly is not exhaustive list: the hook is installed on another horse on the pole, he took with him another hook, hanger has managed to bring down others, always heavily loaded, he managed to bring an end neighbor in a garment, the garment fell, etc.. And the officiating to repair the damage, not without having cursed his mother, his sire, cat, neighbors and the sky in its full entirety. Some consider sensible and appropriate to attach physical manifestations of their state of mind as kicks to the wardrobe, the factor which has just struck, blows from head to punctuate the walls obscenities, hooting and stamping fast wicked, but those perks were not in favor of all.
The hanger in place, it is preferable, as most philosophers hoary and physicians most careful, with application to forget the previous episode and possibly the very existence of the object. Imagine the clothes hanging in the air like a magic and quiet is usually very helpful to support the sometimes painful consequences of his hanging - aphonia, wounds on the hands, headaches and other nervous exhaustion.
Stall, second abomination bender is a test at least as perilous. Indeed, in a proportion that the most elaborate studies estimate that nine point two of ten cases, the hanger is desired, during the movement must go out the wardrobe, so without any penalty to carry at least one of his accomplices will be made a duty to support its removal. Most often, they push the perfection of the gesture until the fall of hangers or taken away, which will inevitably fall bright clothes and muddy shoes fragile, soiled carpets or tiles freshly washed.
Montaigne spoke of the philosopher in a cage in the towers of Notre Dame who, however wise he was, trembling with fear and dizziness. He could have illustrated the movement of people and their moods loss of patience by the example of the hanger hook, which leads those most serene and peaceful people to adopt more slowly for a time variable ways the most filthy, most hysterical and violent most of their contemporaries.
should not ignore the potential dangers of this situation. Besides the physical damage that can inflict the subject, many are frequently observed neurological damage, ranging from permanent state of manic excitement in cintrophobie, very serious syndrome causing the patient to a life of prostration vegetative mixed with a desire Obsessive a terrible revenge.
Vengeance, as this text, revenge long burst of sun-ripened my burning hatred. That these abominations are forever cursed and that their very name sounds like hell in the name of the Evil One. Hanger! Hanger! Such is the cry of the Bender Beelzebub, which resonates forever in closets fatal suffering humanity.
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Philippe RENEVE.
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